Welcome to the "About Me" page of the inventor of Battle Bunny Beer and creator of Nude Mud Crab Watching. If things seem vain, remember, this is the "About Me" page and dammit, for a change it is about me. PC gamer since 1984. "Consoles are for children, PCs are for adults." I do not speak English, I speak 'Merican. There is a big difference.... What some consider paranormal, I consider reality. No, I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every damned minute of it ! If you are reading this in my "NexusMods" mini profile ( where you download mods ), use the link below to get to my "Forum Profile" https://forums.nexusmods.com/profile/397718-malachidelacot/?tab=field\_core\_pfield\_27 where it is much easier to read, plus, for a limited time only, you can see all of the pictures and vids. Yay ! Autographs for sale in the lobby..... I have been around the gaming community since the time when people said they were "modding", it meant making mods for a game, not adding them to a game.... I have released 9 mods (12 if you count the three I've taken down), helped work on another person's, beta tested 39 mods, made about 19 that were never made public; and then suddenly, much to my surprise...a bit of sanity returned.... But, alas, in March of 2021, I suffered brain damage and in May decided to work on a portable bunker home for Fallout 4. Good news is that I am sure it will be the last mod I make, and can get on with what is left of my life. **About screen shots**: First person to post humor screenies in Nexus, with text for translation purposes. My mother would have been proud.... I've posted over 1400 humor screenies in Oblivion, 460 shots in Skyrim, a few in Fallout 3, a few for Morrowind, and 1 in FONV, a few in Vampire Bloodlines, and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ( should I mention I have actually, in real life, had photos in newspapers, magazines, books; and two pictures that were part of a three-year traveling exhibit ? nah...that would be too vain, so I shall not say a thing about it ) ...oh, yeah, since I am currently playing Fallout 4, I now post screenshots in that sector. Oblivion shots are in two parts, some when Oblivion came out, and some when my character returned to Cyrodiil after Gersilla was in Skyrim... two hundred years after the Oblivion Crisis; which are mainly the larger quest mods. They are numbered with AIC before the numbers. AIT prefix are those the first time around. Posted a picture in Supporter Images. May be offensive to people that do not have hands... or twits that do not endorse mods. Screenies can be found by clicking on the "Nexus Profile" tab on the left, beneath my profile picture ( Fufu, the bloody white bunny ) Pick your choice of Oblivion or Skyrim.... Best viewed in NAME ASC order. Skyrim screen shots start with AIS 001...from when she enters Skyrim on the cart ride, and progress to the point where she leaves. Oblivion screen shots: Aug 2013, I re-numbered the pictures with prefix AIT. Starts out with early works, ends with misc pictures. To follow Gersilla's adventures, start with picture AIT 0371, when her and Carah enter the Shivering Isles, goes through the desert, Nehrim, guilds, and through the main quest, to AIT 0996. The AIC series takes place when Gersilla returned to Cyrodiil, after her adventures in Skyrim. My favourite Skyrim screenies: Quit counting after getting killed 100 times: Over 100 endorsements, and over 6,000 views: It is number 1047 of the top rated screenies, and on page 66.... My favourite Oblivion screenie...with over 9000 views ...and it is number 13 in the all time top 100. ...woo hoo... happy dance.... mom would be proud.... Here is an example of a magazine cover for Oblivion: ...and one I like because a lot of people will miss ii... I'm somewhat of a purest. Don't use PhotoShop. My editing programis iPhoto Plus which came out in 1996. It's very limited on what it can do, so there is very little retouching done. Carah has been after me to upgrade to a newer program, but I say if it's not broke, don't fix it. I was the first person to post humor shots in Nexus. I did it to help offset the nude (which was allowed at the time) and nearly nude pictures posted. I have a wide open sense of humor, and unlike so many others, do not find computer generated graphics women sexy. Cute, maybe... sexy... no. I reserve those thoughts for real women because they are sexy. When it comes to endorsing screenies others post, my first thought is "Do I want that on a wall in my home, to be looked at every day ?" And, I endorse the picture, not the contents. I believe in treating people in the pictures like I would in real life. I do not tilt, nor crop off the top of the head. After all, how would you like it to have the top of your head cut off and see life at a tilt ? I do not expect people to endorse screenshots just because they are friends. People should only endorse if they truly like the picture. I do not like all of my own, but know there are some people out there that might. If you wonder why I do not endorse some pictures: Too static ( main subject centered ) Can not tell what game they are in. Subject just being there. ( Bimbo pictures usually ) Person close to and facing edge...looks like they don't even want to be in the picture. No head room... looks like they are about to bump their head on the edge. Or tops of head cut off. Too much dead space. Basically too much room around the main subject. Make them dominate the shot. Tilted pictures. If you can not get the subject in the picture vertical, learn to crop, don't put them at a slant. Two quotes I like about photography: "If your pictures aren't good enough, you aren't close enough" 'Just because you took the picture doesn't mean it's good". **Gersilla in Skyrim** ![RL2xXAa.jpg?2](https://i.imgur.com/RL2xXAa.jpg?2) Gersilla is not a Bosmer, but a Sidhe; the firstborn to the Duke and Duchess of The Mallorn Forrest. Helina is her twin sister. Gersilla is a Master of the bow, adept in destructive magics, and so good a thief, she can steal the pants off a person walking past She hates rudeness and often goes loggerheads with authoritative figures. In all Elder Scrolls games she has a "portable home" which was a gift from her mother but has been modified to fit each game. While still young, Gersilla (Gerstley at the time) ran afoul of a magical artifact that over a period of months changed her from male to female. Feeling she shamed her father because she could not pass on the family name, she fled home and has been roaming since. Gersilla has been my heroine for years, even back when she was just pen and paper, from a D\&D type game. She is 361 years old at the time of Skyrim. Family portrait of Gersilla and Helina when they were children Gersilla finished her adventures in Skyrim on 16 Nov 2012, and went to a warmer climate....like somewhere in Nevada, but got pulled back to Cyrodiil. Last picture posted in Skyrim will tie in with her adventures when she returns to Skingrad, having been summoned by Duchess Aurelia Amnis' sorceress. Pictorial story starts with the number AIC 000, the intro shot. Best viewed via my mini profile in NAMEASC order. **VIDS:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89SbNb2JyRU Testing out how well Bandicam works for Skyrim. Sorry HUD was not disabled. Usually don't play in 3rd person, hence Gersilla's awkward movements. Notice the"Wilhelm scream" ( often used in movies ) can be heard a few times. The one with lightening flickering around her is Helina. Just the way she prefers to protect herself. Music is "Time is Tight" by Booker T and the MGs. It is Gersilla's theme song. Gersilla and the dead puppet girl, by request from viewers seeing a static screenshot. The music is "The Funeral March of a Marionette" by Charles Gounod. Alfred Hitchcock used it as the theme song for his show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc-po3XveYU **Gersilla in Fallout New Vegas** ![WwwiUg5.png?1](https://i.imgur.com/WwwiUg5.png?1) Helina (left) is armed with a sniper carbine. Gersilla (center) carries a 12.7mm submachine gun, Carah (the short one) uses a Mauser because she prefers to get up close and personal. Jeez...do we look like "The Village People" or what ? And, in Fallout 3, we looked pretty much the same, just different armor but Gersilla managed to have the fireman hat there. The picture on the wall was taken by Amnis in the game Oblivion, at The Hoser Hut, a pub mod real-life Carah made. Amnis' character Julia is the one with arms crossed, Carah is standing next to her. Fufu, the Battle Bunny is next to Julia. The twit in the background with his arms spread is Malachi. I liked Amnis' picture so much it is not only in the mod named above, it is also a desktop in real life, in Gersilla's portable home in Skyrim, FO3, FONV, and also in her home during the second play of Oblivion. The Hoser Hut mod has special meaning to Carah and myself, as also does the picture. Amnis' picture has appeared in the background in several screen shots. It can be viewed full size here: The Hoser Hut for the game Oblivion can be found here: Though a very good mod, it does not have many endorsements because Carah locked out the comment and endorsement sections. Any the how, back to the picture in the picture above. That is a Skingrad banner on the wall that countess Julia "gave" to Gersilla during the game Oblivion and has been the topic of discussion in several screenshots. The symbol of four diamonds making a cross in the circle is registered to me in real life. Motto: unum facit quod potest **Gersilla in Oblivion:** She started the game by herself, but shortly after meeting real-life Carah, she made a copy of her player character Carah for Gersilla to have as a companion. Then Fufu, the beer drinking, arse kicking Battle Bunny joined them. He was only going to be in three screen shots as a mod plug, but Gersilla decided to take him into "Gates of Asguaard". He became the most popular character in my Oblivion pictures so he found a home. While in Shivering Isles, Helina, Gersilla's twin sister, came into the game and revealed Gersilla's deepest secret. I always wanted to play twins, so here was my chance. Dog was a reward for one of the quests and, well...Fufu needed a companion, so he stayed. **We Are Family** ![2eLWFLE.jpg?1](https://i.imgur.com/2eLWFLE.jpg?1) Gersilla in front, Carah in blue, and Helina. Dog and Fufu, the beer-drinkin' arse kickin' Battle Bunny. Often it is those supporting the main character that make them a hero.... Gersilla in Morrowind ![M7e61lN.jpg?4](https://i.imgur.com/M7e61lN.jpg?4) Had not played Morrowind since it came out in 2002; and due to the work of fantastic modders, the graphics have drastically improved. (played 2018) We thank them. Perhaps this is not the face I would prefer, but the game is limited on character creation. ...eh...lets just say she looks like this because she was very young at the time.... Gersilla in Fallout 4 ![8GYLlE0.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8GYLlE0.jpg) October 2020 ( common era ) finally got FO4. Steam had it and all DLCs on sale for under 20$, so I snatched it up. Playing the game without the use of power armor ( unless the game forces me to ) because I figure within 210 years they would have been found a long time ago, and if people haven't done it by now, they deserve to become bloodsucker food. ....oh, wait...that's a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. thing, not Fallout. anyway, if not, they are destined to be eaten by deathclaws, or a plague of insects...or rabid dogs.... If you are interested ( or not ) Gersilla's weapon of choice is a 44-cal pistol with a sound suppressor, and has a drum magazine. Sundays: I usually post two ( 2 ) screenshots. Three if I'm doing a special or a mod plug. To gain bonus points, you have to have to comment on those screenies that are part of that program. Make sure to keep your bonus points in the jar with your name on it. Bonus points are redeemable at the Bonus Point kiosk right next to the Autographs for Sale desk in the lobby. If you can not find either one, ask directions from the person on duty at the "Same-o Same-o Bimbo Pictures" Booth. She will give you directions, change the angle of view, and give them to you again and again.... We hope you enjoy the show. But remember, when you leave, please drive safely. If you drink, don't drive... you might hit a bump and spill it. Of all the screenshots for FO 4 I have done, these are my favorites: AND... I now have a 35 second video: **Malachi Delacot**: I was born a small child a long time ago. Grew up in the military; lived in California, Virginia, Wyoming, Spain, Nebraska, South Dakota, Texas, Colorado, and Maine. Been in 48 of the US states, seven countries, and peed in three different oceans. Carah, known in Nexus and TesAlliance for her wonderful house mods, also "Horses Gone Wild", is very dear to me. She and I met in the Nexus Forums thread"You Know What I Like" in May 2008. First comments, then PMs, followed by email, IM, then phone calls, and Skype. I had her fly from Canada to Colorado for in-person visits. Romance grew and 27 Dec 2011 we lived together in Colorado for about two and a half years, and were engaged for almost Seven years. A border now separates us, and, for reasons, I can not go into Canada, nor can she enter The States. ...sigh.... some things are not meant to be..... Her mods can be seen via her mini profile here: Delacot is not my real last name, but Malachi (Mal ah ki - rhymes with sky) is my first name. I use Delacot because it's the name I used in The Society for Creative Anachronism; and who knows, somebody I know from there might just find me that way. Below is a picture taken during a melee, at a Ren-Fair in Texas. Yes, I actually know how to sword fight. Favorite weapons are sword and madu. Weapon in picture is Morgenstern, Those of you who are familiar with the SCA, I am a squire and a HL. ( membership # 13949 ) Don't expect me to ever show my face in a photo because there is a court order against it and I don't want to be arrested for "public ugly". ![ScrO2jk.jpg?1](https://i.imgur.com/ScrO2jk.jpg?1) **Blessed be** Many faces have come along. Some have stayed while some moved on. True friends are few and hard to find. Yet time goes on to leave some behind....

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